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While browsing Facebook today I came across a post by a friend of mine about them being ill, and thinking they’re turning into a zombie. At this EXACT moment, Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton came on, and I realised that perhaps it was a sign.
All us geeks have without a shadow of a doubt, logged a minimum of 3 hours on some sort of zombie survival game (Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, Dead Island, etc, etc), watching a zombie themed tv show (Walking Dead..are there actually any more?) or watching the many zombie related films (28 days later, I am legend, etc, etc). So when you think about it, we’ve been subconsciously training ourselves for the eventful day when civilization collapses (likely to be soon if they vote yes on SOPA and PIPA) and the dead begin roaming the streets. So take this hypothetical situation:
You’re at home, and the news breaks with headlines like ‘Z Day has arrived’ and ‘The dead are people too’.
You suddenly realise that today is the day, the day that you shine, you knew all those hours playing left4dead were going to come in handy one day.
It then sinks in and you find yourself realising just how real this situation is, and that you need to plan to find loved ones, find shelter, find food, and most of all, you need to survive.

Zombie Survival Kit
What I’m asking, is if the above hypothetical situation (I don’t want any readers thinking this is really happening) arose, what would you do? I want to know where you’d go, who you’d take, where’d you get food and water and what weapons/armour would be used.
Here’s an example:
- Where would I go: The farm next to little london enduro park in Inkberrow.
- Who would I take: My girlfriend, and any other family/friends I could contact.
- Where would I get food and water: We’d make regular trips in the various vans, land rovers for supplies.
- What weapons/armour would we use: As with most farms there’s likely to be some form of rifle, failing which I know where we can get some. We’d have standard hockey armour from local sports shops and do regular patrols around the grounds on the quadbikes and or motorcross bikes.
Drop a comment below telling us what you’d do on the fateful Z Day! Happy hunting.